The Master Of Sass

demonic-lionfish:

milliondollarnigga:

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

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THANK YOU GOD

WELL THEN

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MY LIFE IS SAVED HOLY SHIT ON A CRACKER FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

boston-hooligan:

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

bitch hallelujah

weve-never-been-alive:

rudeandgingersansa:

ask-heichouu:

makenzie-rush:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE PHONE


DRIVING

SHOPPING

CHILD BIRTH

weve-never-been-alive:

rudeandgingersansa:

ask-heichouu:

makenzie-rush:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE PHONE

DRIVING

SHOPPING

CHILD BIRTH

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

xmy-little-paradisee:

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I WAS WATCHING OLD INTERVIEWS AND I PAUSED IT AT THE BEST MOMENT BYE IM DONE

HOLY FUCK THIS IS PRECIOUS

xmy-little-paradisee:

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I WAS WATCHING OLD INTERVIEWS AND I PAUSED IT AT THE BEST MOMENT BYE IM DONE

HOLY FUCK THIS IS PRECIOUS

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

kindaagay:

When in doubt eat me out