The Master Of Sass

sassmasterrask:

bluelinecreep:

sassmasterrask:

Hello tumblr people, I need some good techno songs to add to my playlist. Can you guys send me some suggestions?

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

like literal techno or like.. dance kinda stuff?? because i might be able to help you in the…

Any submission is greatly appreciated!! THANK YOUUUUUU

bluelinecreep:

sassmasterrask:

Hello tumblr people, I need some good techno songs to add to my playlist. Can you guys send me some suggestions?

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

like literal techno or like.. dance kinda stuff?? because i might be able to help you in the dance department, but otherwise i don’t listen to techno. sorry :x

Literally anything that’s upbeat and makes me wanna shake my ass

Hello tumblr people, I need some good techno songs to add to my playlist. Can you guys send me some suggestions?

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

franson:

if you boo an injured player please do it loudly so i know who’s fucking mouth to knock the teeth out of

youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*

lgbtlaughs:

Garon Wade and his husband Jamie were prepared for their son in 2012. They were not prepared for what strangers had to say.
(Cab Driver in Florida directly after getting in) Where’s his mom?  (Us) He doesn’t have a mom.  (Long Awkward Silence)
(Cashier at a Surf Shop, see’s just me and my little boy)  Oh man, you were given Daddy duty today huh? (Me)  It’s Daddy Duty everyday at my house bro. (Confused look)
Do you think he’ll be more likely to grow up gay? (Me)  No. But I’ll love him for whoever he is, so it doesn’t really matter does it?
(Man on a plane next to me, completely out of nowhere)  So did you leave his mom in DC or are you taking the baby to his mom in Florida?  (Me) He doesn’t have a mom, he has two Dads. (Complete Silence)
Are you guys going to tell him he’s adopted one day? (Us)  Yea, but I’m pretty sure even if we didn’t, at some point he’d figure that one out right?
You shouldn’t take babies on planes for the first many months because they get sick right away.  (Us). He’s already been on 20 flights. (Silence)
(Random Guy on the street) Where’s his mom?  (Us) She didn’t want him, so I guess that makes us the next best thing.
(Random Stranger at the grocery store) That baby’s so cute. Does your wife breastfeed?  (Me).  No he’s got two Dads so we give him formula. (Lady)  What??
(Another Random Lady at the grocery store).  That baby is so young.  You should NOT be out with him like this at the grocery store! (My husband) Oh I’m sorry are you a pediatrician?  (Lady) Excuse me?  (Husband)  Are you a pediatrician?  (Lady)  Well, no.  (Husband) Then I’m not that interested in what you have to say.  My pediatrician said it’s fine to take him out. Have a good one.
(Yet another Random Stranger) Where’s his mom? (Me) Where’s your mom?
The Funniest Things Strangers Said to Us After We Adopted Our Dude

lgbtlaughs:

Garon Wade and his husband Jamie were prepared for their son in 2012. They were not prepared for what strangers had to say.

  1. (Cab Driver in Florida directly after getting in) Where’s his mom?  (Us) He doesn’t have a mom.  (Long Awkward Silence)
  2. (Cashier at a Surf Shop, see’s just me and my little boy)  Oh man, you were given Daddy duty today huh? (Me)  It’s Daddy Duty everyday at my house bro. (Confused look)
  3. Do you think he’ll be more likely to grow up gay? (Me)  No. But I’ll love him for whoever he is, so it doesn’t really matter does it?
  4. (Man on a plane next to me, completely out of nowhere)  So did you leave his mom in DC or are you taking the baby to his mom in Florida?  (Me) He doesn’t have a mom, he has two Dads. (Complete Silence)
  5. Are you guys going to tell him he’s adopted one day? (Us)  Yea, but I’m pretty sure even if we didn’t, at some point he’d figure that one out right?
  6. You shouldn’t take babies on planes for the first many months because they get sick right away.  (Us). He’s already been on 20 flights. (Silence)
  7. (Random Guy on the street) Where’s his mom?  (Us) She didn’t want him, so I guess that makes us the next best thing.
  8. (Random Stranger at the grocery store) That baby’s so cute. Does your wife breastfeed?  (Me).  No he’s got two Dads so we give him formula. (Lady)  What??
  9. (Another Random Lady at the grocery store).  That baby is so young.  You should NOT be out with him like this at the grocery store! (My husband) Oh I’m sorry are you a pediatrician?  (Lady) Excuse me?  (Husband)  Are you a pediatrician?  (Lady)  Well, no.  (Husband) Then I’m not that interested in what you have to say.  My pediatrician said it’s fine to take him out. Have a good one.
  10. (Yet another Random Stranger) Where’s his mom? (Me) Where’s your mom?

The Funniest Things Strangers Said to Us After We Adopted Our Dude

tuukkas:

can people stop acting like the bruins are the dirtiest team in the nhl

A message to all hormonal 14 year old girls:

2us2ks2good4you:

Tuukka Rask is not gonna date you. Don’t hate on the fact that his girlfriend is pregnant just because he is not fathering your children. It’s creepy and weird.

Sorry but seeing people actually angry at the fact that Tuukka’s gonna be a dad is so dumb.

sweet-detroit:

I used to enjoy long summers

Then I became a hockey fan

bundle-of-bollands:

#DetroitStronger is not funny ok. First of all the boston bombings have nothing to do with the Boston Bruins, so why this started after the Boston/Detroit game is beyond me. The boston bombings was a tragic, heartbreaking incident and the Bruins showed their strength and support for the city by supporting the #BostonStrong cause. So whoever started this whole #DetroitStronger shit needs to sit their ass the fuck down and shut the fuck up.